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don't touch insulation in your attic.
wash your hair once a week.
fall out of love with a boy. if you can.
dance like a fag.
play lots of pool.
don't lose.
bake and eat a chess pie.
most importantly: listen to "Touch It While Pissed Up" from 100dBs.com's aphex twin mash-ups on repeat. don't cease to listen. keep listening. i promise. if you stop...god forbide...don't stop.